Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.
— (via kittypowerrr)
my movie study for english
my life was changed when i realized that i could roll across my bed to get to the other side of my room instead of walking around
i read this like it was part of a mockumentary pilot with a narrator’s voice saying “Meet Mary!” and then you pop up in front of the camera and stare directly into it while saying this and then the camera cuts to you rolling across your bed all alone is anyone else feeling this a lil bit???
MARY UR TAGS
YOU’RE SO CUTE I CAN’T I’VE MISSED YOUR FACE SO MUCH I WANT TO CRY
I LOVE YOU JB I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A PINE TREE LOVES A CHRIS-STAL OH NO WHY DID I ENERMIND ILY THANK U QT PIE I CANNOT BELIEVE U COMPLETED NANO FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN THE ROW YOU ARE A TRUE SUPER HEROINE TBH W O W
video proof of me being narcissistic and thinking the whole world revolves around me and exists solely to cheer me up (((im so sorry)))
but really this is an APPRECIATION VIDEO